when we went to the beach... well, he's not very far from the bottom of the food chain so we had to rescue him from a jellyfish, probably shouldn't have tried to see if he could swim while blindfolded and tied up... then while we were dragging him back to shore, the whales thought he was krill, the starfish thought he was a rock while we were getting some poor sap to perform CPR, and a hermit crab got a little angry that he squished him while hopping back to the car...well, if his owners take care of the demands we send, he'll have his easy, pleasy life back on the front porch.....
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