...had a little accident with Frederick...

...and all that was left were his legs.... nah, but, for the Bishop and his wife to have their frog returned, they have been asked to complete a couple of tasks. However, Frederick is becoming troublesome and needs to go home. Ssssooooooo.....we are demanding that the Bishop and his wife each eat one of the frog legs that have been prepared and delivered...take photos of the act and e-mail them to necron3079@excite.com.... eat up!

...went to meet the masterminds of this plot...

...I'd take pictures of course!!! Somehow, I've got to be exonerated of all this and perhaps this will help!

...got a little hungry...

...and looked at...no you sick minded people! We already ate one leg and need to give the owners a chance to cooperate again before we eat another! Geez! No, we got a little hungry and remembered that there were lots of people in our community who are also hungry but can't do anything about it. Sooooo..... we're going to have the Bishop and his wife do our dirty work for us and have them collect food and donate it to our local food bank. Frog legs not allowed, they're perishable!!! Like Frederick!!!! Woohooo hoo hoo hoo!!!!!

....forgot to take Frederick out of my trunk...

when we went to the beach... well, he's not very far from the bottom of the food chain so we had to rescue him from a jellyfish, probably shouldn't have tried to see if he could swim while blindfolded and tied up... then while we were dragging him back to shore, the whales thought he was krill, the starfish thought he was a rock while we were getting some poor sap to perform CPR, and a hermit crab got a little angry that he squished him while hopping back to the car...well, if his owners take care of the demands we send, he'll have his easy, pleasy life back on the front porch.....