sitting on our Bishop's porch? Well, I would throw a sack over his head and hold him hostage, of course. No no, don't fret. Our frisky, froggy friend is currently doing just fine...for now. He has had 3 square meals and is in a cool, damp, dark place. Just the way he likes it. Hey! Catching flies and crickets isn't as easy as it looks so give us credit. So, Frederick the Frog has been quiet and cooperative as you can see. Bishop and his wife have been notified of this Reptilian Requisition. They have been warned that communicating with the cops may cause harm to come to Frederick.
Our demands for negotiation of his release will soon follow. Frederick's location will be kept on the move to ensure anonymity. We'll post photos so that you know he is still safe, well.... so long as his owners cooperate with our demands......
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